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Friday, October 29th, 2004
3:36 am
Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Sophie. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sophie ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Luca's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Sophie", says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sophie saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Luca's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother. "This is a job for Mama!"

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3:24 am
The city of Bsoton was crazy and still is. I went to a friends home to watch the baseball game and when the red sox won it just all went upside down! Thank you Boston for such a good time!

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Saturday, October 23rd, 2004
4:42 pm
When in Rome....

Go Red Sox!!!

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Sunday, October 17th, 2004
12:34 am
Blah blah blah. How is everyone tonight? I'm living in boston now did I mention that before? Moved here to be closer with my father for awhile and I think i might go to Boston College next semester.

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Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
12:43 am
I'm still around...

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Monday, January 6th, 2003
10:34 am
la la

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Friday, January 3rd, 2003
7:03 pm
What is love??

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1:41 pm
The insane sister attacks again with her camera.

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Tuesday, December 24th, 2002
4:39 pm
Seeing as it is Christmas, does anyone want to get me a Paid Account? I figured it did not hurt to ask, you know? If I had an account I would like to start a LJ Community about Italian women. There is also some cosmetic changes I would like to make to my journal that I can not without one. Ask and one shall receive? Maybe Santa will love me this year.

Now here are some beautiful Italian women!
Beauty Has Italiana SkinCollapse )

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4:19 pm
I have been told that the American Issue of Maxim magazine has a pictorial with Christina Aguilara. Can anyone find those pictures from the magazine and post them on my journal? I think she is so beautiful! Oh, and I want her wardrobe.

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3:35 pm
Qualche gente era ieri realmente crudele. Ho dovuto introdurre la mia immagine sul Internet in modo da ho potuto trasmetterlo e lo accusano non sono me. Conosco la verita e quello e tutto. Scopili!

Now that I have that rant out of my system.
How is everyone else today?

I am so bored... online shopping it is then!

Smile, uccida i vostri nemici con bonta.

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Monday, December 23rd, 2002
8:46 am - This is All I Have to Say to You! LoL
Uh huh....

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Thursday, August 8th, 2002
3:14 pm
Please vote for my friend anubis_dot_com in the Pantheon jihad they are having. Vote here. After you vote for him leave a comment here and if I see you have all helped him out I will post a gift for all of you on my journal.

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Friday, August 2nd, 2002
3:16 pm
I have not gone out to find a new job yet. Since I am going to see my father soon in Boston I am worried to start a new job just to have to leave it for two or three weeks so soon. I think that makes sense.

current mood: anxious

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Wednesday, July 31st, 2002
7:16 pm
I was told to put some pictures on here so people can see Milan (truth be told I was told pictures should be put on here so people can see me, but I don't know about that yet). This picture is of the Duomo, the third largest cathedral, built between the years 1366 and 1485.
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3:37 pm
Oh my goodness, the cafe I work at, Pasticceria Taveggia, closes during August! Stronzo! I need to find another job for at least this month now. I want a day job still so I can go out to dance at night and have fun with friends. Any ideas for jobs I should try out?

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Tuesday, July 30th, 2002
1:19 pm - Is This Good Then?

Take the Which Sopranos Character Are You? test!

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12:54 pm
Oh dear, I bought more clothing!

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Wednesday, June 26th, 2002
1:28 pm
Hello everyone! There has been much chaos in my life lately. I am back, do not worry too much. I am alive and well!

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Tuesday, May 7th, 2002
11:00 am
I found this on tikigods journal! I'm an airhead! That doesn't seem right! (la la la, looking at the clouds, la la la)

Funky Fluffy Airhead Heffalump

Airhead Heffalump

Soundtrack to your life:

Spice Girls - Wannabe

Favourite website:



Lie back, chill out and go with the flow


heffalumps.org Personality Test


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